*Insert Star Wars theme song

I swear, some books can be so depressing. Like The Time Traveller's Wife. Gosh it's depressing. But the book I'm referring to now is A Walk To Remember. AHHHHHHH IT'S SO DEPRESSING. I'm not sure if I want to watch the movie. That'll be even worse.

Depressing things. So far. Reading that book, coupled with the fact that I'm sick.
Andddd, I've been procrastinating like hell. The only cell component I remember is the mitochondria. I'm not even sure if I spelled that right, argh.

Thank god I didn't go to school today.

But I feel a little less depressed now. I was reading Andrew's blog, I haven't seen it for like a week. I ended up laughing like crap, and coughing all over my computer screen. It's very common to hear coughing in my house now. But I digress. Andrew was writing about the Star Wars thing. See for yourself.

During English, Jannah actually wanted me to "teach" her the basics and principles of lightsaber combat!

Apparently, she wants to be in my next Adobe After Effects lightsaber project!
Unbelieveable, right? So, I taught her the fundamentals of each lightsaber style :

1. Shi-Cho = Simple and basic movements.
2. Makashi = Elegant, accurate and precise movements.
3. Soresu = Resilient, solid and defensive movements.
4. Ataru = Wide, aggressive, acrobatic-assisted movements.
5. Shien / Djem So = Parrying, counter-attacking movements.
6. Niman = Moderate, medium-type movements.
7. Juyo / Vaapad = Strong, ferocious movements.

I'm not sure if she actually understood what I said! All she knows how to do now is brandish and swing the sword around like a barbarian! But it's perfectly understandable, I guess. She's just a "padawan", after all! Well, if I do make another lightsaber video in the future, I'll be sure to include her in it, because she badly wants to be in it! [ smiles ]

Heck, I thought one of those moves was called "Syoru". But I think that's the name of a neopet. I'm like the next Darth Vader! :D

"Luke, I am your father!"
"But you're an innocent girl."
"Shit. Step mother then."

This is what happens when Star Wars freak meets new webcam :

There's good matches heading our wayy. Tonight there's MU vs Portsmouth. I'm banking on Portsmouth. Go Portsmouth! Trample MU! TERRORIZE THEM! And then there's tomorrow's with Chelsea vs Arsenal. Man, they should've kept the captain, that Terry guy. And on Thursday there's Liverpool vs Arsenal. I hope Arsenal wins (sorry Jessie)

Jab, Camille and Haziq

I've been looking through some stuff. It's like, damn! Where did all those years go? All we've left of them are pictures and scribbles and stuff. Like this.

And insane dress designs (I just refine, ideas are all Jab's)

And permissions to go out for Wira Alam signed by Ustaz.

Anyway.

I go to class and it's so depressing. Because Beta isn't Omegaish anymore, it's more like Epsilon(no offence Epsilonese.) There is something called the 'Omega Spirit'. It's now dead as ever because the people who made up that spirit are all gone. To asrama. These people are like the goddamned FOREFATHERS. It's just, sad. My solar cooking peeps are all gone. I guess I won't be solarcooking water this year. And I guess Suzila will just forget about it, since you people aren't here anymore.

I will write about these three epic founders of Omega that I'll miss a whole freakin lot! (stalking your houses during the holidays isn't quite the same as stalking you guys at school)

Jab

I'll miss designing dresses, and talking about Ashley Tisdale/Disney related things with this ass. Seriously. This guy went to every single sabo, and party or whatever. And quite likes explosive things. I wrote a very cryptic letter to this him. HEH. And he remembers all my guy crazes. Sheikh Muszaphar, anyone? Entah la, I'll miss wasting school hours babbling with this freak. A genius, and doesn't want to admit it.

Kamal

He used to be damn emo in Form 1. And he is a MATHS PRODIGY. He can answer any damn question, and Halim and Shereen semua mengaku he is a genius. His genius is quite annoying, because when I'm just starting to struggle with the first few numbers, he dah siap. WTH?But still! This guy has also been to all the sabos. Memang can count him in lah. And he has a knack for saying the exact things you want to hear when you complain to him. Sometimes he's lazy and just says "Shit happens" but you're glad to hear it anyway because it's true.

Haziq

Ketua GK. And all other things that are disgusting. I remember he, the rest of the gang and I having avid lengthy discussions about quite sickening things. Haziq always was the most detailed. I learned a lot from him, good (as in informative), and bad (mostly bad heheh). We'll miss him (and his mom's lasagna) :D

Bottomline is,

WE'LL MISS ALL YOU SUCKERS. See you all during CNY haha :D

Apple Crumble

So stupid. A gay conversation between my mom and I.

"Jannah, there's durian in the fridge."
She eats something out of a bowl with a spoon.

"Mm. Mm. Okay maybe later."
My mom stands there, chewing.

I stare at her for a while.
"Umi." I say, incredulous. "What kind of alien eats durian with a spoon?"
"Do you want to have this spoon on your head? It's not durian. It's apple crumble."

And then I laugh like an idiot.
-.-

Pre U (wah, so early ah?)

Education Fair, Megamall.
Did you go? I'm just Form Four but I didddd.

Right now I'm on the floor, and university flyers are stacked all around me. Most of them are from the uber rich unis, like KDU College and UCTI. They gave me like, a paper bag full of booklets. Engineering. Business. Computing & Technology. Hell, I'm not even interested. They even gave me an application form wth -.-

And a calendar.
And a notebook.

Sorryyy, I'm still not interested UCTI. Heh. But thanks for the free stuff tho. >D

I liked Dasein Academy Of Art, I mean, their fliers double as epic posters. I almost wanted to take another one. Advertising damn berkesan, go Dasein!

Got all sorts of stuff from 11 universities. I counted.

KDU College even has counsellors to help you. The lady was totally nice, helped me get over the 10 subjects thing. Made me miss Durai. Where the hell is he now? Anyway, KDU is so rich, they let me have the hugeass Prospectus '10 It All Starts Here book. I didn't even ask for it. She was like, "Okay, take the book" and I'm like, "Really ah?"
Gosh they're rich.

I gots stuffs from Mahsa Medical University College. Which I'm planning to mail all the way to Sg Petani. Jaja might be interested, I know she wants to cut people's hearts out for a living.
:D

I think Monash is noice! And INTI's PJCAD! Dunno why, but I'm loiking Monash >D

I waaaaant, to applyyyyyyyyy, for an Australian PR.
GAHDYVJJJKBCGJHBKNgvdcsgrdfhh5465cxWDAGFGCFX!!!!!
T_T

Quickie.



Arsenal is top of the table.
HAHA

Okay I'll go study now

Celebrations!

HAPPY HEAVY DUTY KACAU ANDREW DAY

21st January 2010

ANDREW

Because apparently 2 days of not blogging = dead, and Andrew is mengada so I will type one whole long post about what's happened so far in 2010, which is pretty much nothing. If you call switching classes planting trees, Add Maths and soccer matches 'nothing' that is. 'Something' is like maybe meeting someone famous... OH WAIT HOLD THAT THOUGHT, I DID.

Guess guess guess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait for it.............

wait for it..............

wait for it

wait for it

wait for it.......................

THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I FIND HIM PRETTY COOL SO THERE! I met his wife and his anak and stuff! Awesomeness! I got his autograph (he's not a celeb but what the heck right?)

Um what else? I'm in like a total hyper state right now, god knows why. Explains why theres so many !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!s and bla and bla. Uh in '1o I also watched a couple of matches, the best so far being Arsenal vs Everton (Nazhan you suck for missing that one) I mean honestly, it was EPIC. Everyone was sort of sucky and slow and stuff but who cares! It started snowing, and it was so pretty and 3 people passed out! And the players left their tracks in the snow, and Arsene Wenger had an extremely red nose! I love Wenger. He DOES look like an old French Rowan Atkinson.

And I would so like to talk about the news but I'm scared that I'll screw up my computer keyboard with my puke.

I have a crap perjumpaan rumah sukan in like an hour. And I need to go to the bathroom. But I'll keep typing anyway, for Andrew mah (HAHA) I don't know, is this interesting to you, Andrew? Soccer and Anwar Ibrahim and Arsene Wenger?

This year also I've started a visual journal. I was supposed to draw/paint/whatever something every single day of the year, but FAIL. I just haven't the time, with all the Add Maths and Physics and stress and whatever! But I think I'll post recent stuff soon. have a look http://www.avisualjournal.tumblr.com/ VERY uninspired link I know but I'm just too well, uninspired to think of a new one. Ideas welcome. Okay uh, I think that's it? I have books to read and bathrooms to go to, BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUN STUFF

BLOOD

(beautiful stuff.)